Episode Details

I been telepathically programming bitches

To mimick this addictive obsession with [Expletive]

If anything just to hop up on his dicks in

Get his attention

And end his

Ahem

Apparently awful//awesome marriage edits in multidimensions, for the unmentionable shit that might just hit too close to home, for some

What

Be a parent to your son,

They said

I said,

Hey, man

I'm just a dear old dad with bad habits

It's a trap, you know!

You can't trust us bitches

I took pictures of this bitches ass

To put on top of the dead presidents

Hell yes, I said

Get dressed man,

It isn't hygienic,

All that shit we just did,

Remember?

I live in a trash can!

(It's a dumpster but)

[IT's actually really nice in here, what the fuck]

Damn, alright what is that

Idk

#RIPJImmyFallon

I was fasting like a maniac when that hashtag happened

You just can't come back from that,

You just can't ever

Get back to the dad joke

The man told.

That pulled you out of that last fast,

Like I did

From that man whole!

FLAGPOLE

FLAGPOLE

—what?

OHFD.

*OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

-The Rock And The Kite

As told by

Who's that guy

Uh.

TESTPILOT.

I need some sages

And stages

And sages in this bitch!

I need some

Pages and

Playlists and

Paiges in this bitch

It just goes

On an on for days,

This just gets crazy in this bitch

Can't say

Expletives because peacock is paying for this bitch!

Nevermind,

Lets just do Netflix?

Pass.

Amazon Prime?

This costs too much for us

I'll do this : every dime I own,

Will go straight up your but

I

Is that an innuendo for ‘anal.plug'

No, don't be gross!

But I'm supposed to be gross

(Going back and forth with Alec Baldwin)

You win.

Win WHAT

You're the best.

All your brothers are the off-awkward versions of you.

*YES*.

30+ Rock

ID please.

Here you go.

Sorry. No go.

What do you mean.

We're 21.

I'm actually 23, but.

No can do.

This lounge is 30 Plus

30 PLUS?

WHATTHEPLUG.

Yup.

Sorry kiddos.

I'mfilthyDRUNK.

I'm an ADULT.

Pfft. That's what you think.

Are you serious!?

Serious as a heart attack; which,

I'm at higher risk of actually having,

Because I'm allowed in here. So

Consider yourself lucky!

PSH! I could have a heart attack if I want to!

PSHH.

PSHHHHHHHH.

Hold your liquor, punk!

I'll hold you—all night long!I

—see you in like a decade!

PSSSHSHUTUP.

Shh. C'mon, lets go.

Apparently, though

According to some voice inside,

He's miserable

I call it insertinct*

Or psychic inclinations,

But perhaps that just my

Hormonal fluctuations

And high hopes to open up a portal

And jump into some

Seriously self deprecating behavior,

Or some other alien shit

Who the fuck can say, anyway

You can't say any of these things publicly

-1And actually expect to get away with them.

You're just an asshole,

That's a whole ass scandal waiting to happen

I'll just light a candle and pray about it

“God will work