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Congratulations! 

You are now a fat, gay, braindead useless eater and hackable animal. Your Free Will is over. 

Anyone who is reading this who is new to the I Am Legend With Jeff & Bruce Show (which is everyone who didn’t watch our first walk and talk a few days ago) and somehow missed the past four crazy years with me and Lucy, won’t know what that first sentence means. And I do mean sentence. As in hardcore prison… or death. 

You might be feeling it in your bones,though, that something is NOT right.  

For instance, why is everybody LGTBQ+ now? What’s up with that? Could it have anything to do with the Covaids jab? 

Can the chemtrails be making you fat… AND sterile… AND braindead? 

Can vaccines be turning people gay… AND trans… AND violent? 

They have really turned on the chemtrails over the past 5 years, spraying human earthbugs with high levels of toxified aluminum, among others. Yes, aluminum, which fucks with your body’s ability to deal with fat storage, and causes not only sterility, but a variety of mental diseases, like Altzheimers. 

Then there’s vaccines. Not just the latest lethal injection people have been shooting up since 2020, but as far back as at least the 90s, when author Harris Coulter wrote a book about it called Vaccination, Social Violence, and Criminality: The Medical Assault on the American Brain. (The book’s been canceled, of course)

Coulter’s not the only one claiming that vaccines can lead to sexual disorientation, though. Others have speculated on it, and the explosion of gender dysphoria over the past few years can directly be ascribed to the Covaids jab. 

And, yes. There is proof. Which I talk about in today’s video. 

Not the kind of “show me a peer-reviewed study”proof  that your Fakebook friend would accept, of course, but enough statistics and data to draw thick black marker lines between the dots. 

I was joking about the Tranny Zombie Apocalypse a year ago, but now it’s not a joke anymore, it’s freakin’ real! Like Alec Jones’ gay frog theory. 

Something else that’s real is the gamble on what shape Disease X will take. Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets, please: 

• Cats, dogs, cows and dolphins all have mutating Frankenchicken Flu now and it’s spreading ever closer to humans, with a dairy farm worker bleeding from the eyeballs! 
• Commiefornia has seen an outbreak of tuberculosis, and, as it turns out, TB is a side effect of… … the lethal injection! I kid you not! 
• And, it’s all systems go on a vax that will work on things they haven't even discovered yet! In the name of the FINAL SOLUTION of course, courtesy of Doctor-Farmer-Scientist Kill Gates who is trying to chop up all the trees and replace them with solar farms while trying to block out the sun.  

Meanwhile, in Kuba 2.0, prime murderer Justin Castro is building a gay monument in the Ottowan Empire. And, in Quebec, where they’re already testing a QR Code system that will prevent you from leaving your city, Canadian armed forces have recently done door-to-door “wellness checks”.

If it feels like life right now is imitating apocalypse culture, THAT’S BECAUSE IT IS! 

If anybody remembers the opening  segment from the Will Smith zombie apocalypse flick I Am Legend, it starts with a comically ironic scene wherein a precocious female scientist, proudly announces a “cure for cancer” that involves reprogramming the measles virus to act more beneficially toward its human host – thereby eradicating cancer cells, and thus, the disease itself. 

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