Episode Details

Do you have your planting dream team ready to go for this year? We do. On this episode of Kernels, Luke Crumley, Marlene Eick, and Producer Jessy Woodworth are drafting their picks. The only rule: they have to pick fictional farmers. Who will get to claim Mark Watney, Mulan, Joseph Cooper, or Old McDonald? Find out by listening now!

The Whole List:

Race Against the Harvest - basically everyone

Men of Honor - Carl Brasher

Old McDonald

The farmer's daughter in the song She Thinks My Tractors Sexy

Mulan

Mary, from Mary had a Little Lamb

Aunt Em and Uncle Henry - Wizard of Oz

Courage the Cowardly Dog's owners

Luke Skywalker

Interstellar - Joseph Cooper

Star Wars - Galen Erso

Captain Picard - French winery

Admiral Kirk

Superman's parents

Field of Dreams - Ray Kinsella

The Martian - Mark Watney

A League of Their Own - Gina Davis

Billy Bob and Charlene in John Deere Green

Dwight Schrute

Chicken Run - Mr. and Mrs. Tweedy

Barnyard - Mr. and Mrs. Beady

The Ranch - Beau, Colt, and Jameson Bennett

Little House on the Prairie - Ingall Family

Babe - Farmer Hoggett

The Patriot - Benjamin Martin

The couple in American Gothic (counts as one, pitchfork included)

Mr. Green Jeans

Green Acres - Oliver