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JOKE

Why are dogs bad dancers? Because they have two left feet.

GRATEFULNESS

• I am grateful that when it comes to work, I’m in a “get to do” or “do what I want to do” mode rather than a constant “do what I have to do” mode
• I am grateful for the dishwasher. not only is it easier to do dishes well, it does a better job of sanitizing
• I am grateful that tomorrow the winds will finally die down

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS

• Keyboardist Tony Banks of Genesis is 74.
• Keyboardist Andrew Farriss (INXS) is 65.
• Jazz musician Dave Koz is 61.
• Movie director Quentin Tarantino is 61.

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ENTERTAINMENT AND NON-POLITICAL HEADLINES

• Puff Daddy and his private jet shrouded in mystery as both have vanished following raid of rapper’s homes
• Titanic’s Floating Door Sells for Whopping $718,750 at Auction, Beating Indiana Jones’ Bullwhip
• Two SNL Stars are spending $34M to refurbish the Staten Island Ferry
• Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Picks Running Mate, NOT Aaron Rodgers
• Did anyone win the Mega Millions Jackpot?

THE GOOD NEWS

Dinner and Fight

After a man in Ohio got in a fight with some friends over political positions, he realized the country needed a new method of agreeing to disagree.

WHAT’S EATING CALE

Apple Antitrust Lawsuit

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