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For Colored Girls Who've Completed Suicide:

The Afterlife At The End of The Rainbow

[An Inspiring Story]

Had I exacted this science,

For starters,

On anyone else but

A circle of stars,

I forewarn you,

I wouldn't be honored as such

Just a disheartened philosopher,

A nonpartisan biocentric;

Listen, I'm learning my lessons and levels

UGH, ARE YOU DONE YET.

what.

WE'RE STILL WAITING.

huh?

DRAKE BELL

How long do i have to keep doing this for?

ILLUMINATI

Till the end

DRAKE BELL

Whens the end.

ILLUMINATI

When it is.

Now even looking for something to watch became a writing assignment.

*squinting*

–and somehow, without even touching my mango, my keyboard was already sticky.

*squinting even harder*

–No…

–No…(?) No.

…No. Ugh!

Try not to hold your breath.

*holding breath/ attempting to block telepathy.*

I told you, I need this.

*attempt to block telepathy had failed*

You don't need anything.

*squinting exactly alike*

The eyes really are windows…

Maybe I should jump out then.

–or jump in.

dayumm .

sike .

Alright, I need something to take my mind off this project.

How much acid did you put in the water.

Enough

Fuck, I hate my life.

Which bottle is it in.

[beat]

All of them.

*facepalm*

Remarkable, what the love of a teenaged girl can do.

I wouldn't quite call it that.

I would.

Don't be gross.

I'm you. You're gross.

Touche.

I don't think we should be doing this.

We shouldn't be.

Ah come on! Now Johnny Depp?

Nice.

He's like 100 years old.

Ah, to be young again.

So wait. How the fuck exactly old is this lady?

Really fucking old.

Like, how old, though.

Really, really fucking old.

Okay, I have to talk to this Goddess.

[She dances by]

*gasp*

Is that her?!

Yeus.

She's young again!

It appears she has procured a body!

Presumably!

I must do the same! At once!

At one!

Lol who are these dudes.

Just wait for it.

Hurmph.

Nrh.

*sigh of deep frustration, facepalm*

*falls into a deep unconscious of out sheer bewilderment*

Oh good, they're here.

Who's they?

I don't know!

Hm.

Suhp.

Nice rabbit hole.

*shrugs nonscalontly*

On telephone)

She bought a what a Whole Foods Market?

(In public, trying not to be heard)

A penis shaped sweet potato.

A WHAT? [Speak up]

A– penis shaped sweet potato.

A WH–

A PENIS-SHAPED SWEET POTATO.

(Everyone stops and stares)

…it was delicious.

Nice.

I don't know

Anymore

What to do

With myself

I'm a mess

On the

Inside and out

–wanna cry about it

He's a rock and r