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I might just be here till close

A wolf, I blow the whole house down

I might just keep my old clothes, when I'm up

Just to remind to not come down

I wake up at the sun down

from like 5, not just one town.

I like snap backs as my crown

Fuck, I'm gonna have to come back to this one

ROLLOUT

THANKS NUMBER 5

Don't forget to collect the doubles

Just past halftime

Can't nobody score on me

I'ma move in one ‘em

Guess I gotta wait I gotta owe em

You don't one me

You don't wanna know

Why I don't get lonely

Go to sleep on only

When I'm post workout

Show me something

Show me something in

I wanna meet your producer

You beautiful honey

But his bass is ruthless

My old man a loser

I call him useless

I only use him for two things

The first one was training my toothless

Truth is,

Simpletons get ditched for

Singletons

More on that later

That is a good story

Lol

LIL BIIIIITX

this is something I don't understand

My latest roommate

Fuck this bitch

But honestly?

It's been baffling my mind.

This bitch.

Fuck this bitch.

But the thing is—

It really does blow my mind

Every single time she uses the toilet

Every single fucking time.

Like every time..

no matter how clean it is.

No matter how much BLEACH I use.

This nasty bitch—

Fuck this bitch—

Because every time she uses the toilet

Every single time

It smells like a goddamn public restroom

Not just a public restroom

A GODDAMN public restroom.

Like, a public restroom that is GODDAMNED.

This bitch bitch pussy

Fuck this bitch

I don't even say bless you when she sneezes

She's always snorting in her fucking mucous and coughing, anyway.

The bitch is like a walking fucking disease.

*coughs*

*snorts*

When she sneezes I can't even bring myself to say “bless you” when she sneezes.

And that's deep.

Because I say “bless you” to random strangers in the train.

Granted, I don't have to live with strangers in the train.

But my point is, I'm a pretty easy going, polite and well mannered person

But not with this bitch.

Fuck this bitch.

When she sneezes, instead of saying “bless you” out loud to her, I think instead quietly to myself and my God

“Bless me, please!”

Because I am praying every moment of every day that God hears my prayers and comes up with some kind of conventional way to swiftly and mercifully change this situation I'm in that has lead to me being around her.

Fuck this bitch.

Her vibe is NASTY.

Her demon is big and gross,

She brings like a fucking shadow with her when she walks in the room that just coughs and snorts mucous.

I'm like “gross”

But the grossest thing about her

Is her pussy.

Because every single fucking time she uses the toilet

And then I go to use it

It srmells like a public restroom.

WHAT,

I'm not kidding.

It doesn't just smell like a dirty pussy

It doesn't even smell like the stinkiest kissy in the world—

No,

It doesn't just smell like one pussy at all!

It smells like a PUBLIC RESTROOM.

It smells as if MULTIPLE PEOPLE have used this toilet repeatedly without it ever having been cleaned

I'm JUST ONE USE.

I'm like

“This is atrocious” and kind of amazing because

HOW do you DO this.

It smells like a PUBLIC RESTROOM. <