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JOKE

Too old for spontaneous sex? Wife says, “Let’s run upstairs and make love.” Husband says, “I can’t do both.”

Why were the snowmen so happy? They heard the Snowblower was coming to town

GRATEFULNESS

• It’s my favorite day of the week
• It may not be sustainable but I love the Season 3 so far
• The snow looks beautiful this morning and the roads look fine

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS

• Jazz singer Peggy King is 94.
• Actor William Katt (“Greatest American Hero”) is 73.
• Actor LeVar Burton is 67.
• Rapper-actor Ice-T is 66.
• Guitarist Andy Taylor (Duran Duran) is 63.
• Drummer Dave Lombardo of Slayer is 59.
• Actor Sarah Clarke (“Twilight”) is 53.
• Actor Mahershala Ali (“Moonlight,” “Green Book”) is 50.
• DJ-producer Bassnectar is 46.
• Rapper Lupe Fiasco is 42.
• Singer Ryan Follese of Hot Chelle Rae is 37.
• Guitarist and drummer Danielle Haim of Haim is 35.
• Actor Elizabeth Olsen (“Wandavision,” “Martha Marcy May Marlene”) is 35.

ENTERTAINMENT AND NON-POLITICAL HEADLINES

• 1 person dead, more than 20 wounded in shooting following Super Bowl parade
  • One person was killed and more than 20 people were shot in Kansas City, Missouri, after a parade on Wednesday for the Super Bowl-winning Chiefs, according to police. A local DJ was identified as the deceased person, a radio station said.
  • Some of those wounded were children, the fire department chief said. Police have detained three people as part of the investigation into the spurt of violence that overshadowed a huge festive celebration.
  • An estimated 1 million people were in downtown Kansas City for the parade and rally to mark the Chiefs’ repeat championship win. Players were still on the stage of the victory rally when the shooting took place.
• Ben Affleck Reportedly Hurt When He Caught J.Lo Casually Sharing His Love Letters
  • In her new documentary coming out tomorrow, Jennifer Lopez apparently showed fellow musicians a stash of her husband’s private letters in hopes that it would inspire an album.
• ‘Bob Marley: One Love’ Headed To Midweek Valentine’s Day Opening Record Of $12M
• In fun-loving NBA news – Detroit Pistons power forward Isaiah Stewart punched Phoenix Suns power forward Drew Eubanks in the face in a Footprint Center parking lot before the Suns’ 116-100 win over the Pistons on Wednesday, league sources briefed on the matter confirmed to The Athletic. The Phoenix Police Department announced that he was arrested for assault and issued a citation before being released. It’s unclear what sparked the altercation in Phoenix.

THE GOOD NEWS

MAKING LEMONADE

Hunter Moore is just like any other teen athlete. He loves to play sports, made the varsity team, and doesn’t mind throwing up a few gym selfies on his Instagram.

“It’s all genetics, bro,” he says laughingly while pumping his nearly 20-inch bicep. The genetics, in Moore’s case, is Dystonic Cerebral Palsy from a stroke he suffered as an infant that left him partially paralyzed on his left side.

Now, he’s a competitor in the Professional Natural Bodybuilding Association. Listen to this episode for the whole story.

WHAT’S EATING CALE

THIS IS WHY WE ARE FUCKED THIS ELECTION YEAR

Jon Stewart made his return to The Daily Show on Monday. After retiring from the show nine years ago, he will host every Monday through this election year.

During the show Stewart called out Joe Biden’s effort to join TikTok.