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This week we talk about evil pets and killer toddlers as we discuss Steven Kings Pet Sematary from 1989!!!

Chris: Funny, though.

Jordan: It it is that how we're going to start that? No.

Chris: I have all this stuff typed out already, and I'm just like, sitting there looking at the recording thing just bouncing around.

Jordan: Are you sure you didn't get high?

Chris: Maybe I should have.

Jordan: No.

Chris: Hey, welcome to the podcast. Today we're doing Pet Cemetery because I can't get my shit together. I don't have a good intro. I'm all over the place. But yeah, today we're going to do Pet Cemetery from 1989. I was a whole one years old when this came out.

Jordan: It's an old movie.

Chris: Yeah, 1989. I thought that the remastered version looked really good, though.

Jordan: That's what I was going to say. I was going to make a joke. Does it make you feel old when you see how old the movie is? But actually that was my first thought was, wow, they did an amazing job remastering this movie.

Chris: Yeah, I thought it was going to look because every time I've seen Pet Sematary, I think it's been on either VHS or cable. I feel like I remember seeing it on the USA Network a lot. But this is the first time I've seen like, a remastered DVD version of it. And it looked really good.

Jordan: Blu ray. Blu ray, blu ray. I'm sorry.

Chris: I don't mean to send the Blu ray fans out there.

Jordan: They're like, don't call it a DVD. That's like a $5 difference.

Chris: They probably quit remastering things into DVD a long time ago.

Jordan: You remember when we did Sleep Away Camp, how fucking old it looked on my big ass TV? And this actually looked really good. And they're only seven years. Yeah, yeah.

Chris: They're not super far apart. But first was I got a little bit of news. I like to throw a little bit of news in here. So Chucky season three trailer just dropped, and everyone's favorite killer doll is are you ready for this? Is heading to the White House.

Jordan: Oh, shit. Yeah, you heard that, right?

Chris: He is going to be in the.

Jordan: White House just to stop before he heads to space.

Chris: It seems that the president's son has come into the possession of Chucky.

Jordan: This is so fucking ridiculous.

Chris: This sounds unbelievable. That's why I had to put this in. Guess I watched the trailer because the trailer just came out and he starts murdering people around the White House.

Jordan: I can't even get through this. Maybe this isn't such a bad idea, though.

Chris: I'm like, but the White House has cameras. If people started popping up mysteriously dead at the White House, they would just watch the footage.

Jordan: I don't know.

Chris: There's some security.

Jordan: There cocaine that ends up in the White House. Apparently people can't find out who that.

Chris: Maybe it was Chucky.

Jordan: Chucky's coca