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-THE MASKED BANANA

Published 3 years, 2 months ago
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Skrillex and Dillon Francis battle furiously over the devotion of their biggest fan—

AHEM.

Right.

Over the love and devotion of their biggest fan.

That's right!

Oh please. How is anyone going to believe that.

Just believe!!

Believe it!

Bbbbbbblllllliiieeevveeeeeee!!

Fuck this shit.

Uh, no thanks.

Skinny white girls.

Send the Becky's.

Hot white girls.

Ah, oh shit.

Send The White Bitchus.

MILEY, PLEASE STOP.

FUCK TINA FEY!!!!

I HATE YOU!!!

WHERE'S SUPACREE?!?

SUPACREE: fuck supacree.

You are supacree.

I'm not supacree.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

SKRILLEX IS EVIL.

I NEED GECS.

FUCK YOUR GECS.

FUCK YOUR SKRILLEX.

(Eggageratwd gasp)

TAKE THAT BACK!

TAKE SKRILLEX BACK.

ALL SALES FINAL.

JUST DATE HIM.

No.

Just—come on!

No!!

Why not, yo.

Fuck Dillon Francis.

I said no.

Nancy Reagan: just say no!

Uhhhhhh.

That's a lot of money.

Yes it is. Ii

SHE SAID YESSSSS!! [Tom Cruising]

After being exposed as u and as a female though questionably, Dillon Francis and Supacree begin dating as a PR stunt to cause a media frenzy and paparazzi uproar; OWSLA revolts

Where is Skrillex this whole time??

Wherever the fuck he is. Who the fuck cares.

With Kay”-

They're not together!!!

So we're in denial?

She's a robot

No, she's just white.

She's a porn star

Just as likely!!

No, she's just— well, maybe

FAKE LIP HOE

fake boobs, too

So is she just a nicki Minaj

She's a nicki mirage—

What's that mean?

She doesn't exist.

HEY.

Oh, hey

I HAVE TALENT.

Sorry nicki

Fuck your Skrillex!

By all means



Fuck dude, I might have to kill myaelf again

Again m? DIDNT you already do that?

I just did this?

I've been here

I remember this.

No way. I just did this?

How close are we?

We're getting close.

Bet you she jumps

Bet she slits her wrists

She'll chicken out

No, she does it—I've seen this.

You've seen this?!

It's a rerun?

A rerun?!

What's a rerun?

This is live?

It's a taping.

What!

It's live action!

In real-time HD

I HATE YOU.



I HATE THIS.

Where's Dillon Francis

He quit

I was hacked

I got it

Oh no.

Oh NO.

Don't tell me—

Okay. Fuck this. I quit.

What!

I can't do this.

It's just acting.

Look, no offense—

Oh I remember this, he said

Look no offense, but—

You're not my type.

He's not my type!

You have a type?

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