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Masturbating walrus causes fireworks cancellation. "You have cancer! Just kidding, Happy New Year!"
Published 3 years, 5 months ago
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Medical center texts patients they have lung cancer by mistake instead of Happy Holidays. Santa Clauses were beaten by Hindu organizations. New Year's Eve fireworks canceled because of masturbating walrus. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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