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Comedy One-Liners: Sharp, Funny & Unapologetically Real

Comedy One-Liners: Sharp, Funny & Unapologetically Real

Episode 48 Published 5 years, 6 months ago
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Taken from Proverbs, Words of Wisdom, by Alice O’Neil
https://www.bloomsbury.com/us/proverbs-9781632864420/

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Speaker 1 (0s): Como status, amigo, welcome back to the podcast. I thought we'd try a little, something fun, something new, something borrowed something blue. Ah, what are we getting married? What's going on there? All right. Let's do so some Proverbs today let's knock out a few of these things are kind of fun. I enjoy being able to have some of these in my arsenal. And I've got a few friends that have reached out to me and told me how much they really enjoy him. 

Therefore, I want to do what you guys like. I want to give you what you want. So I thought I'd give you a double shot Of these here. Proverbs. I'm going to start off with richer and poorer money. If the best things in life are free. What is so many people think that money makes the world go round and that money is power. Maybe it's because he who pays the Piper calls the tune and money makes dogs dance, or maybe it's as simple as money talks because money doesn't grow on trees. 

And there's no such thing as a free lunch, save it carefully. As many a Mikel makes a miracle and a penny saved is a penny earned for money has a way of taking wings. Sometimes though it's important to spend in for a penny in for a pound they say, but please try to get the money. Honestly, if you can richer watch out for when money is not a servant, it's a master and any gardener will tell you that good soil is worth more than gold. 

You may be happier if you stay where there are songs and go where poor people entertain with the heart, because it's always the idiots who have money. Despite the fact that a fool and his money are soon parted. Remember half of something is better than all of nothing but money. Isn't everything. So although every bird loves its nest. It's funny how money can buy you a house, but not a home and never forget when you die. 

You can't take it with you for you make a living from what you get. You make a life from what you give. And even the poorest man has the sun and the stars, moderation money. Won't solve all your problems, but having enough is better than having too much for the bigger your roof. The more snow at collects and many donkeys mean a lot of hay. 

Admittedly, there's one law for the rich, another for the poor, but more slaves make some more thieves. So better, a small deal than a long coral and better your own copper than another man's gold that's because money is the root of all evil. And when money speaks, the truth stays silent. Remember all that glitters is not gold and pearls are worth nothing in the desert. 

You know, a bird wouldn't sing. If it knew how poor it is. So always count your blessings. Poor life for the poor, it can be tough for the Satan. Do not see the hungry and every rock strikes the feet of the poor. Indeed. Beggars can't be choosers for a man with no money can do no nothing in a market lovers should bear in mind. 

That love does much, but money does more. And when money goes out, the door love, flies out the window. It's the same in Alaska where, unless you're the head Husky, the view stays much the same because a man with no bread has no authority, which is why small fish never sleep honor. 

And shame honor, honor. Once lost, never returns for honor cannot be bought, which is why a good name is the best treasurer of all. It's better to be poor with h

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