Podcast Episodes

The MOTD intro scandal, Taxman FC & the most "cat amongst the pigeons" goal ever

Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by David Walker and James Maw. On the agenda: an unprecedented twist on the "knowledgeable crowd", a listener spots something in the Match of the Day i…

Published on 14 hours ago

The Football Cliches Quiz XXI: Libero

In another superb trivia clash, the 21st installment of the Football Clichés Quiz sees Adam, Charlie and Dave take on Jonathan Wilson, Jack Pitt-Brooke and John Brewin from the Libero podcast.

The q…

Published on 5 days, 14 hours ago

Slot's embarrassment of riches, hyperliteral stadium noises & Zidane vs Dyche

Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by David Walker and Nick Miller. On the agenda: Troy Deeney and Joel Ward mangle their punditry clichés, a highly appropriate sound is heard after Brig…

Published on 1 week ago

Panenka-triggered goalkeepers & empty-net warm-up anxieties: The listeners' loves & hates

Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare, David Walker and Nick Miller entertain this month's listener entries for Mesut Haaland Dicks, as the Clichés faithful nominate their niche footballing fascinations an…

Published on 1 week, 5 days ago

Dyche goes dating, Dean Ashton's defensive doughnut & textbook piledrivers

Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: the Stockley Park canteen saga rumbles on, inexplicable TV cameos from Sean Dyche, the closest w…

Published on 2 weeks ago

Champion flatulence, football punditry sat navs & Sean Dyche X Big Sam

Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: Jon Champions lowers the commentary tone in the Champions League qualifiers, Sky Sports'…

Published on 2 weeks, 5 days ago

Vertical highlights, Farage's footballspeak & Stockley Park's canteen crisis

Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: Match of the Day's non-evolution, the opening-weekend Premier League verdicts on who to fear for…

Published on 3 weeks ago

8.55 seconds in Wrexham, Celeste's Sky Sports flame is out & niche 2025-26 predictions

Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: the nichest world record in football is shattered once again, Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink's …

Published on 3 weeks, 5 days ago

Curtain-raising issues, Wycombe's new goal verb & things you cannot be "amid”

Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: a cultural mini-review of the Community Shield, some glorious crowd-noise from the Championship,…

Published on 4 weeks ago

Conor Coady's football club, alphabetical top flights & the world's most generic team name

Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by David Walker and Nick Miller. On the agenda: Conor Coady introduces himself as a Wrexham player in customary style, the awkwardness of doubl…

Published on 1 month ago