Podcast Episodes

Accidentally patronising commentary, the Battle of the Big Dan B's & Keysey meets Piers

Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: Clichés catchphrases in unexpected places, Steve McManaman's accidentally patronising co-comment…

Published on 4 hours ago

Vittorio Angelone on orchestral anthems, Lev Yashin's cap, and badge-avoiding classy touches

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The pod welcomes comedian Vittorio Angelone for the latest edition of Mesut Haal…

Published on 5 days ago

”Cool as custard”, Reo-Coker's hanky-panky & football's reigning Great Entertainers

Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by David Walker and Nick Miller. On the agenda: the story behind an FA Cup penalty shootout commentary curiosity, a familiar sound effect in a Roman hi…

Published on 1 week ago

Rob Morgan on FA Cup engraving, football rhyming slang & overrated wondergoals

The pod welcomes comedy creator Rob Morgan for the latest edition of Mesut Haaland Dicks, as he chooses his six personal fascinations and irritations of football.

Among Rob's selections are the mino…

Published on 1 week, 5 days ago

Five football clubs in 10 seconds, Ekitike's non-haunting & prime minister Martin Keown

Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by David Walker and Nick Miller. On the agenda: some very niche feedback on Peter Drury's commentary, a never-before-attempted example of “X of Sport Y…

Published on 2 weeks ago

Scottish League Two scores, leaked fines lists & the sixth penalty taker: The listeners' loves & hates

Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker entertain this month's listener entries for Mesut Haaland Dicks, as the Clichés faithful nominate their niche footballing fascinations and irritations…

Published on 2 weeks, 4 days ago

Live show legends, Liverpool's 18ft 10in strike force & a new Neville noise

Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: Gary Neville finds a new frequency of noise at Anfield, whether Evangelos Marinakis is too "chao…

Published on 2 weeks, 6 days ago

The Cape Verdean Dan Burn, Keysey the actor & the Communication XI

Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and Nick Miller. On the agenda: Nick's first-hand account of Cape Verde's World Cup qualification glory, an important que…

Published on 3 weeks, 5 days ago

Own-goal flavours, casual retirements & football clubs as sperm counts

Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: Lee Dixon invents some new "goalkeeper's not saving that" hyperbole, Sean Dyche's potential new …

Published on 4 weeks ago

England's 25th-choice right-back & the definitive Movement XI

Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: early feedback from the Clichés Live tour, the latest clumsy football/politics crossover…

Published on 1 month ago