Podcast Episodes

Season 3 Episode 5 — Fog, Fraud, Diminutive Florian Wirtz, and a Panda

⚠️ Warning: A boiler, a vape, and a Bundesliga highlight reel walk into a pub and somehow Arsenal still bottle it. Between VAR smoke, Klopp worship, and a tiny German midfielder giving everyone an ex…

Published on 11 hours ago

Season 3 Episode 4 — The Buttock Derby

Season 3 Episode 4

⚠️ Warning: The Buttock Derby delivered everything the FA handbook explicitly forbids fake kits, flying handbags, and a referee who pulled his hamstring halfway through booking a man with extra toes.…

Published on 2 weeks, 2 days ago

Season 3, Episode 3 — “The Stick of Justice Returns: Paris Pints, Biscuit Knees & Why Jesus Would Get Hooked at Half-Time in Sunday League.”

Season 3 Episode 3

⚠️ Warning: Chapo’s back from COVID, Bomb’s been on the Staropramen, and somehow Paris, beer maths, and Jesus’ biscuit knees all make sense after ten minutes. Expect lager-fuelled logic, Essex League…

Published on 4 weeks, 2 days ago

Kick-Off Chaos: Banned Chapo, Drunk Bomb, and a Vicar on the Wing

Season 3 Episode 2

⚠️ Warning: Bomb still thinks bar staff are brain-dead chimps, Chapo’s been banned again, and somehow we’ve acquired both a DJ and a bloody vicar. There’s also a stag do, bad football takes, and enou…

Published on 1 month, 3 weeks ago

Man United in Pieces, Chapo Walks Out, and Sheffield Takes More Heat

Season 3 Episode 1

⚠️ Warning: Bomb loses his rag with Chapo (again), we rinse Man U, Lee Gunner’s still Lee Gunner, and the mighty Grimsby get their due.

In this week’s carnage:

🍷 Bomb’s patience snaps during Chapo’s la…

Published on 2 months, 2 weeks ago

Ain’t No Party Like a Lee Diddy Party Plus Who’s Gonna Tear the League a New One?

Season 2 Episode 18

⚠️ Warning: Today’s sound quality is ropey. Not our fault, not our problem. We’ll fix it next time but let’s be real, you lot aren’t paying a penny for this anyway.

In today’s episode:

🍷 Bomb Taunts Ch…

Published on 2 months, 2 weeks ago

Scottish Spurs Fans,Broken Noses,Terrible Ale & Premier League Transfer Market Madness its that time agian

Season 2 Episode 17

In today’s episode:

🍷 Bomb develops a taste for bargain-bin Co-op wine

🛵 Chapo’s mouth could power a swear jar economy

📅 Social media you lot are officially a bunch of scammers

🤣 Sheffield Scots and Spur…

Published on 3 months ago

Where the hell have you been, and is it worth fighting the landlord over a vest top?

Season 2 Episode 16

In today’s episode:

🍺 Bomb necks cider like it's a sport

🏍️ We argue (loudly) about whether riding or driving a Harley is correct

🎉 We throw down the gauntlet to social media "you lot are planning C…

Published on 3 months, 1 week ago

The Boys Are Back ... late, as tradition demands with Eggsistential Football Chat

Season 2 Episode 15

A-Bomb laments his limp tifo experience and longs for the return of Graham Souness armed with a shotgun. Meanwhile, Chappo discovers that Patricia is actually Karen, and learns that to truly understa…

Published on 6 months, 1 week ago

The Germans Bombed Our Chip Shop and Elon Hired My Nan

Season 2 Episode 14

In today’s episode: A-Bomb comes clean about sneaking two young lads into the pub (allegedly for educational purposes). Chapo wrestles with his inner demons and admits—brace yourself—he kinda likes M…

Published on 6 months, 4 weeks ago