Podcast Episodes

Raheem Sterling’s 9am balloon arrest

On the show today: - Raheem Sterling’s 9am balloon arrest - Jack Wilshere’s chirpsing in fish and chip shops - Amir Khan’s caveman sexts If you’ve ha…

7 hours ago

England’s terrible 2010s: wallies, WAGs and webcams

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Miami, 2014.

Frazzled England gaffer Roy Hodgson throws on Ric…

1 day, 18 hours ago

Arsenal wrong’uns XI: Pizza Hut scraps and Hong Kong police chases

From chainsaw attackers to Nicklas Bendtner, we debate the funniest Arsenal players of all time…

If you’ve had any accident that wasn’t your fault, c…

5 days, 10 hours ago

Pep’s drug scandal and a twist in the Katie Price kidnap saga

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On the show today:
- Pep’s drug scandal
- More insane twist…

1 week ago

Rat poison cocktails: an Enhanced Games special (bonus ep with Redhanded podcast)

Doping was once a noble art, where Victorian eccentrics plied human guinea pigs with rat poison cocktails and cocaine enemas. 

But with the launch of…

1 week, 6 days ago

Bukayo Saka and Declan Rice’s 5am bender

On the show today: Saka and Rice’s 5am bender, the Formula 1 stripper drought, and has Katie Price’s Chelsea husband been KIDNAPPED?

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2 weeks ago

Mason Greenwood has finally gone too far

On the pod today: Neymar slaps a wonderkid, Aubameyang scraps with a club exec, and has Mason Greenwood finally gone too far?

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3 weeks ago

Roman Abramovich: poisoned by the KGB (part two)

Roman’s rags to riches tale turns to chaos as his Chelsea stars start wife swapping, he buys the moon, and gets poisoned by the KGB.

Links from the p…

3 weeks, 1 day ago

Roman Abramovich: a murder every 3 days (part one)

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In his early twenties, Roman Abramovich was schlepping 1,000 miles to se…

4 weeks, 1 day ago

Has Matt Le Tissier finally lost his mind?

On the pod today: Matt Le Tissier’s latest madcap theory, Clive Tyldesley’s backseat bonking and Jack Grealish on the sesh again. 

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1 month ago