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Nick is Leading Britain's Cremations
If there was any day for you lot to be insane, it's Halloween... Brian in Hove calls us from a fax machine, Derek in Cullen has been giving tins of b…
5 hours ago
Nick is putting a moratorium on Trump nicknames... for now
Sophie in Wanstead kicks off the show by disparaging half the world's population - and Nick luxuriates in a week's worth of Trump speaking about men'…
1 day, 5 hours ago
Nick thinks Reform's newspaper is like Nuts magazine
LOOK AT THE DINGHIES ON THAT! In other news: Tiago in Bristol tells us the LGBTQ+ community does not claim Donald Trump - but Nick thinks "bisexual e…
1 week ago
Nick doesn't want you to send him any more wet animals
Someone points out that Nick Abbot sounds like acting legend Bill Nighy - so you helpful lot came through with the whole of his filmography. Also, Ni…
1 week, 1 day ago
Nick gets annoyed at the concept of popcorn bags
A whole lot of you had birthdays today. Also, does anyone remember those "woke pies" what come in a tin? (Saturday 18th October, 2026)
1 week, 6 days ago
Nick body shames Boris Johnson for like, 3 minutes straight
Will Aisling in Richmond ever recieve the love she deserves from her opponent receptionist? And Nick asks the age old question... how wet do you want…
2 weeks, 1 day ago
Nick loses it at "Whiney the Pooh"
Trump says Ukraine needs a new President. That's funny, innit? (Saturday 10th October, 2026)
3 weeks ago
Nick is a soothsayer about Trump's televised executions
To answer Peter in Penge: no, Nick WILL NOT accept a job providing running commentary on the execution, but he quite likes the idea of having audio d…
3 weeks, 1 day ago
Nick wants to know what a donkey tastes like
Genevieve tells us about her Horse Studies degree - the debate on which animals are waterproof continues... (Saturday October 3rd, 2026)
4 weeks ago
Nick admires Ticket Inspector Jenrick for his bravery
What would Ravi in Isleworth do if he was a shoplifter? Also, Nick learns what a drain fly is! He isn't sufficiently disgusted. (Friday October 2nd, …
4 weeks, 1 day ago