Podcast Episodes
Back to SearchI Embarrass Myself in a Bakery and Get Physically Threatened in the Street
It’s been a while, but this week I recount a harrowing journey that involves coming under attack on a deserted street in Sheffield. I also have an aw…
9 hours ago
I’ve Been Written About in the Daily Mail
This week, Ellie gets a Google Alert for my name, linking to a Daily Mail article in which I am mentioned and quoted. We read you the article, then e…
1 week ago
Featuring A Drunk Vicar And A Naughty Duck
It’s a very literature-heavy podcast this week, as we bring you spontaneous limericks, a poem from my ten-year-old self, and I recount the rather unu…
2 weeks ago
Featuring The Young’uns, Emily Portman, Sam Carter, Pressgang Mutiny, Mathew Crampton and Alan Carr
Join me at Folk East Festival along with the other two from The Young’uns and friend of the podcast Mathew Crampton, for a chat with folk singers Emi…
3 weeks, 1 day ago
Introducing Chester Oddsocks
It’s the final chapter of my fantasy Novella, The Story Of The Brain King. Will the Time Doctor and the Lord Of Darkness agree to stop the destructi…
4 weeks, 1 day ago
It’s Nosh Time! With Special Guest Ainsley Harriott
This week we have an unexpected encounter with celebrity chef Ainsley Harriott, who involves himself in our feature Potato News. The Time Doctor and …
1 month ago
Geordie Ravers And Trumpet Playing Robots
We're back with another dose of dragons and confusing characters courtesy of my childhood novella, The Story Of the Brain King. Cassette Roulette tak…
1 month, 1 week ago
Nipples And Wine
This week I goaded Mike Read and was slapped in the face by a posh old lady on the train. Plus more unusual audio clips curtesy of Cassette Roulette,…
1 month, 2 weeks ago
Featuring A Leg Licking Marmot And Some Constipated Cattle
I have yet another weird massage experience. I remix Morrissey. It’s the return of Cassette Roulette and a surprise reappearance for Potato News. The…
1 month, 3 weeks ago
Rebellious When Thwarted
We unearth my primary school reports. We finally take a little step forward with our rescue mission in part 7 of my childhood fantasy novella The Sto…
2 months ago