Podcast Episodes

Ranking Cold Cuts

Season 6 Episode 20

This week we're doing the work by discussing our favorite and least favorite lunch meats. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional).

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Published on 8 hours ago

Ashnikko Does It For Her Inner Child

This week we're joined by pop sensation Ashnikko to discuss all things bathhouses, childhood trauma, and her latest album "Smoochies." 

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Published on 1 week ago

How To Spend Your Last Day On Earth

Season 6 Episode 18

Join us on a journey through time and space as we imagine the best days of our lives. For Joe, that means trading spaces with Steve Martin at Wi Spa and being rescued by Selena Gomez. For Andrew, tha…

Published on 2 weeks ago

HalloweenTown Reunion Special II: Kalabar's Revenge

This week, HallowenTown's oldest witch, and criminal at large, Agatha Cromwell, sits down with her granddaughter Marnie Piper for another attempt at healing the generational trauma onset by Marnie's …

Published on 3 weeks ago

Does Your Halloween Party Suck?

This week we're talking about Halloween parties. Specifically how to improve your party with a few simple tips from Iron Chef Andrew Muscarella. Plus: How To Be Less Fuggo.  

HOSTS:

Joe Hegyes & Andr…

Published on 4 weeks ago

The Definitive Ranking of Halloween Candy

It's basically Halloween. Join Willy Wonka's Oompa Loompa and Violet Beauregarde on a journey through time and space as they discuss their favorite halloween candies, and the imp that has been haunti…

Published on 1 month ago

I Got Catfished 9 Times

How can one man be catfished nine times? This week we unpack Andrew's relationship to... trust? 

HOSTS:

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR:

Kenzie Edmondson

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Published on 1 month, 1 week ago

Straight Guys, Butt Stuff, and Other Questions You Asked

This week we're answering YOUR questions. Good Children, please report to the guidance office. 

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Published on 1 month, 2 weeks ago

Celibacy, First Times, and Being Late Bloomers

This week, we’re discussing being celibate. For us, that means our entire lives up until about 23 years old. It also means the first year of this podcast. 

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Published on 2 months ago

The Early Days of Instagram

Groufits, BuzzFeed, Facetune, EDs... This week, we go back in time through our Instagram archives to get to the bottom of who we've been pretending to be all our lives. 

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Published on 2 months, 1 week ago