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396 - Weapons
Episode 399
“All I saw was a feel-good film about an aunt who loved her nephew so much she’d stop at nothing to plan a sleepover for him.”
This week’s most chaotic PTA-nightmare horror movie is... Weapons. This f…
Published on 5 hours ago
395 - Van Helsing
Episode 398
This week’s wiggiest horror movie is... Van Helsing.
This film has everything: a wig that out-monsters the monsters, an electrical Wonka, And a that might be having a little bit too much fun. If you l…
Published on 1 week ago
394 - Renfield
Episode 397
“This is the first time that Nicolas Cage has ever been stopped by a circle of cocaine.”
This week’s nastiest toxic-boss horror movie is… Renfield. This film has everything: Corporate Dracula, Welcome…
Published on 2 weeks ago
393 - The Last Voyage of the Demeter
Episode 396
“He is just shipping himself with snacks.”
This week’s bougiest coffin-cruise horror movie is… The Last Voyage of the Demeter. This film has everything: a vampire who mails himself across Europe with …
Published on 3 weeks ago
392 - Nosferatu (2024)
Episode 392
“This is why we shouldn’t have made women wear corsets.”
This week’s prettiest fever dream is… Nosferatu. This film has everything: a naked blood-circle fax machine. Some of the absolute worst period-…
Published on 4 weeks ago
391 - House of Wax
Episode 395
“My dick is encased in wax. It’s the ultimate condom.”
This week’s horniest fire hazard of a horror movie is House of Wax. This film has everything: wax-on-wax violence, Quentin Tarantino’s evil twin,…
Published on 1 month ago
390 - Bones and All
Episode 394
“He’s wearing more flair than an Applebee’s assistant manager"
This week’s hungriest horror movie is… Bones and All. This film has everything: A Donkey-Kong victory dance to a KISS tune, Ethical-canni…
Published on 1 month, 1 week ago
389 - Fear
Episode 393
“I’m just impressed by the loyalty of the Funky Bunch.”
This week’s most unhinged horror-thriller is… Fear. This film has everything: the unwavering loyalty of the Funky Bunch, the death of a german K…
Published on 1 month, 2 weeks ago
388 - I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
Episode 392
"You're the hottest person at your college and dumb enough to get kidnapped."
This week’s most scariest horror movie is I Still Know What You Did Last Summer. This film has everything: Jamiroquai in a…
Published on 1 month, 3 weeks ago
387 - Willy's Wonderland
Episode 391
“If turtles are flightless birds, is lasagna a cake?”
This week’s most requested horror movie is Willy’s Wonderland. This film has everything: A silent janitor with zero follow-up questions. Animatron…
Published on 2 months ago