Podcast Episodes

Bush Concert

Jackie recounts the inappropriate attire at the Sabrina Carpenter show in Nashville, plans a second heist at the Louvre, and extols the benefits of her impenetrable immune system.

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Published on 8 hours ago

Low Glam with Amanda McCants

Jackie is joined by Amanda McCants to discuss being late, Westlake mom’s, Amanda’s recent breakup, and everything on her hate list.

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Published on 1 week, 1 day ago

Drops of Stupider

Jackie is back from her San Fransisco redemption show, and discusses the perfect soundtrack for a plane crash, takes family photos before Andrew loses his front teeth, and endures an annoyingly posit…

Published on 2 weeks, 1 day ago

WWHKD, Baby

Jackie’s back with new extensions and shoulder pads to discuss fostering a child at the park for 8 minutes, clarify that she is not a rat with a mic, and point out Hellen Keller’s real greatest accom…

Published on 3 weeks, 1 day ago

Bitch Bible Classics: Apologies In Advance

Jackie recounts her recent social encounters, pays homage to her favorite celebrities and alienates 96% of her listeners.

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Published on 3 weeks, 4 days ago

Dissipitation

Jackie discusses her recent staycation and the benefits of sympathy upgrades, her thoughts on The Life of a Showgirl, and the heavy burden of being deeply funny.

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Published on 4 weeks, 1 day ago

Bleak Lively (feat. Chunky Lowlights)

Jackie is joined by the incredible Michelle Collins to discuss, fixing and being fixed in relationships, bringing back bullying and shame, and why the housewives need a villain.

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Published on 1 month ago

Pusillanimous

Alone in the trenches of her home this week, Jackie discusses how some people need to be punched to get some grit, names the greatest trait in a house wife, and suppresses the urge to beat children a…

Published on 1 month, 1 week ago

You Never Know When It’s Time to Demo

Jackie is feeling loose after a couple drinks, and plans a bathroom renovation, laments the clothes that got away, and previews Off Brand October.

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Published on 1 month, 2 weeks ago

Bitch Bible Classics: A Woman Unhinged

Jackie is back from Australia, jet-lagged and bitchier than ever. She recounts her unlucky flying history, Real Housewives and why Bermuda shorts are for people who have never been to Bermuda.

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Published on 1 month, 3 weeks ago