Podcast Episodes

“I WANT A SUBMISSIVE MAN”

A caller tries to find a macho man to peg, a caller tells his journey of quitting alcohol, a caller combats a yeast infection, and we read viewer mail.

You are 73rd in line. I am a gecko.

Come see my…

Published on 15 hours ago

“I WATCH MY EX ON ONLYFANS”

A caller reflects on his life as a janitor and DIY rocker in Utah, a caller struggles to quit looking at his ex-girlfriend's Onlyfans, and a psychology student and I ponder the many versions of ourse…

Published on 4 days, 16 hours ago

“WE’RE HAVING TROUBLE IN THE BEDROOM”

A caller is frustrated with her boyfriend’s sexual performance, a caller’s mom goes missing after cheating on his dad, a caller gives me an analogy that I will think about forever, and a final caller…

Published on 1 week ago

“WE’RE DIVORCING AFTER 20 YEARS”

A caller’s dream about his balls going up into his asshole leads to a conversation about his divorce, a caller shares their gripes working in the vet industry, and a final caller misses the trauma of…

Published on 1 week, 4 days ago

“I’VE BEEN LIVING IN MY TRUCK”

A caller starts living in their work truck after their 9 year relationship ends, a caller fears they’re a mean person, and a final caller tries to find me.

The ghost of Franz Kafka is at the door. I …

Published on 2 weeks ago

“I NEGLECTED MY LIFE FOR MY MUSICAL”

We speak with two extremely wholesome theater enthusiasts in a Buc-ees parking lot about their post-show-depression, a caller notices she’s dating men that look like her ex, and I read some viewer ma…

Published on 2 weeks, 4 days ago

“I STABBED MYSELF BUT NOW I'M CHILLING”

A caller's changes turns his life around after stabbing himself, a caller tries to avoid PDA, and I read some viewer mail.

I am the captain now. I am a gecko.

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Published on 3 weeks ago

“I HAVE A FART FETISH”

A caller explains how his fart fetish has affected his dating life, a caller shares stories from his life as a bouncer, and I read some viewer mail. 

It is time to do karaoke with a rock. I am a geck…

Published on 3 weeks, 4 days ago

“I AM A MUSCLE MOMMY”

A caller talks about being a female competitive body builder, a caller touts his extensive root beer collection, and I read emails. 

The Blue Man Group is coming over to play checkers. I am a gecko.

S…

Published on 4 weeks ago

GECKMAIL: I LEFT MY GF TO TRAVEL

Hello. In this episode I read viewer mail and also rant a little. Some of those emails include leaving your relationship to travel, the weird feeling of being accepted after wearing make-up, lab mice…

Published on 1 month ago