Podcast Episodes

Schrödinger’s Poo

Pete’s been using an angle grinder and it’s made his cabin smell awful. Luke’s son is reassuring him that he hasn’t done a poo. All is right in the w…

4 hours ago

A Balustrade Tragedy

Pete’s got a new project and it’s nearly claimed his life already. It involves walls, glass, vans and a great deal of calamity. Before any of that, t…

4 days, 4 hours ago

Ten American Men

Under the microscope this fine Monday: the land of the free and the home of the brave. Luke and Pete discuss the recent passing of Robert Mueller, Ka…

1 week ago

AKA the Bronx

On today’s show, Luke laments the inherent meekness of the British and their aversion to revolution. Thank God for a new set of golf clubs to lift hi…

1 week, 4 days ago

The Last Men on Earth

If Luke and Pete were to leave the studio to find they’re suddenly the only people left on the planet, what would the strategy be? Minor spoiler: pri…

2 weeks ago

Elderly Japanese Lady Golfer

Remember when you used to get fat footballers? Luke and Pete do.

On today’s episode, the guys discuss the sartorial choices of football fans of the pa…

2 weeks, 4 days ago

Goodnight to the Metaverse

The trailer for SNL UK is out and Luke and Pete are sticking to their original predictions vis à vis its quality. But there’s bigger fish to fry on t…

3 weeks ago

Wet Music and Big Shoes

Luke’s distaste for what he calls “wet music” might have ruined a recent night out, but his negativity is no match for Pete’s beef with a certain Ins…

3 weeks, 4 days ago

Drinking is the Abraham

Pete might have cracked the code to weight loss, everyone. But will the solution give him bad pumps? Only time will tell. Elsewhere on today’s episod…

4 weeks ago

Mongo the Chimpfluencer

Cryptids. Ever heard of them? Well, they get everywhere. Including Hartlepool, it turns out.

Today’s edition of the Luke and Pete show moves from the…

1 month ago