Podcast Episodes
Back to Search
My name is Grandma
The lads open proceedings by chatting about a picture of Pete's dad's quite strange-looking foot, which has been provided to us in x-ray format via whatsapp. When is a bunion not a bunion? Quickly, d…
Published on 2 hours ago
Midwest Pete
Hello everyone and welcome back to an all-new episode of The Luke and Pete Show! This time around, the lads imagine what it would be like if Pete grew his ponytail out properly and started running a …
Published on 4 days, 2 hours ago
The Beef Paste Andrew Tate
Luke is stunned and offended by Pete's bombshell revelation that he can no longer make their planned evening out at the Towngate Theatre in Basildon to see Kerry Katona and Katie Price in conversatio…
Published on 1 week ago
Guitar Solo Eye Contact
Welcome to your all-new episode of The Luke and Pete Show! Recording late because Pete forgot about it and decided to take his computer apart instead, the lads aren't deterred and get straight into p…
Published on 1 week, 4 days ago
Your Guitar Has No Strings
It's a pretty guitar-heavy episode today as the lads chat about musical performance-themed anxiety nightmares (Pete's a member of the Smashing Pumpkins in his), different guitar sounds they like, and…
Published on 2 weeks ago
Another Glass of Amniotic Fluid, Sir?
Today's show opens with the bombshell revelation that Peter has enjoyed breakfast with the Oliver twins, creators of the Dizzy franchise! But what did they eat? Eggs, presumably. The lads also find t…
Published on 2 weeks, 4 days ago
The World's Oldest Flamingo
It's been a crazy few days in the world of Luke and Pete. Peter's had a recent break ruined by the wanton destruction of an animal, Luke's had his week ruined by an exploded snowglobe, and there's so…
Published on 3 weeks ago
Coleslaw Mix for the Soul
What does male self care mean to you? Remember, there are no right or wrong answers to this question; to Luke it means going to a football match alone. To Peter it's a dog walk and a wank. Do whateve…
Published on 3 weeks, 4 days ago
Uncle Labubu
Pete tries to do a nice thing for his niece and ends up tearing around central London on a doomed quest to find a Labubu. The labubu he eventually landed turned out to be fake and probably filled wit…
Published on 4 weeks ago
The Incognito Butcher
After copping a tremendous amount of deserved flak from general practitioners everywhere for his ill-advised comments, Luke is considering shaving off his moustache and keeping a low profile by becom…
Published on 1 month ago